Monday, May 10, 2010

Stuff my students say

Me: The next play we will read is Fiddler on the Roof.

Student: Why is he on the roof?


Student: Extended metaphors? This writing isn't realistic. No guys think in extended metaphors!

Me: Well, I do.

Student: Well, then you're a keeper.

A Letter to My Students

I don’t say it enough, but I care about you. Each of you. That’s why I’m here. It’s too much work to do it for the money, so there must be ...