Lie List

No, I'm not seeing anyone else.

Sure, I'll leave your money on the shelf.

I really have something to do.

Would I ever, ever lie to you?

I'm very experienced in this area.

Fancy free? Nothing's scarier.

I just want to be alone.

Nothing incriminating in my phone.

It's not you, it's me.

You're the one I've waited to see.

Of course I did well in school.

Of course I'll return your tools.

How many? Six, seven—no, eight.

But no, not tonight... I work late.

I'll wash your clothes, fold them too.

Have I ever, ever lied to you?