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Monday, May 10, 2010

Stuff my students say

Me: The next play we will read is Fiddler on the Roof.

Student: Why is he on the roof?


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Student: Extended metaphors? This writing isn't realistic. No guys think in extended metaphors!

Me: Well, I do.

Student: Well, then you're a keeper.
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